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		<title>Fucked Up Valentines</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 14:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[@suziplasse started the #FUValentines hashtag yesterday, and it sparked my hashtag mojo, so I collected my contributions here (some edited): For Valentine&#8217;s day, may I have this dance? Yes? Shit. I just came in my pants. I know that we have six kids whom you adore. On Valentine&#8217;s day you should know, you&#8217;re the father [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pottymouthcon.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7644654&amp;post=212&amp;subd=pottymouthcon&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Screw You Guys. I&#8217;m Going Home. And I&#8217;m Taking My Penis With Me.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 22:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(If you need catching up: Part I is here, and part II is here.) The docs examined their handiwork, and proclaimed it to be Good, then went on to tell me that they had to change course mid-surgery and go ahead with the buccal mucosa graft. I said, &#8220;Mmmm mmmmfit,&#8221; which loosely translated from the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pottymouthcon.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7644654&amp;post=195&amp;subd=pottymouthcon&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In Which My Penis and I Have an Encounter With Modern Medicine&#8482;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 18:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t already, this will make more sense if you read the first part. If you&#8217;ve had a recent encounter with Modern Medicine&#8482;, you know that a hospital of any decent size will have a well-oiled bureacracy that rivals that of the federal government, both in efficiency and friendliness. So it was that after [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pottymouthcon.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7644654&amp;post=172&amp;subd=pottymouthcon&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Una salsa muy salsa</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 23:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[3 large tomatoes 3 roma tomatoes 1 white onion 1 red onion 4 cloves garlic, or 1 small bulb 2 serrano peppers 2 tbsp Fresh cilantro, chopped (approx)   1 habanero pepper 1/3 cup lime juice (approx) 2 tbsp canning salt Dice all the tomatoes. Put in bowl. Chop the onions. Put in bowl. Chop the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pottymouthcon.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7644654&amp;post=182&amp;subd=pottymouthcon&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Now I Feel Old</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 18:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This picture is from a 1978 Battle of the Network Stars. Levar Burton asked on Twitter how many can you name. Here&#8217;s mine. I&#8217;ll leave &#8216;em below the fold if you haven&#8217;t seen the pic yet and want to take a stab. Top Row L-R: ?, The Shat, ?, William DeVane, ?, Robert Conrad, Howard [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pottymouthcon.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7644654&amp;post=174&amp;subd=pottymouthcon&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Come In. Sit Down. Can I Get You a Cup of Coffee? Are you Comfortable?  Let&#8217;s Talk About My Penis.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2010 17:25:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Background: About 12 years ago, I had an &#8220;infection,&#8221; it wasn&#8217;t that kind of infection, but an infection nonetheless. A quick round of antibiotics later, and everything was good to go. Or so I thought. Fast forward to 2008. I&#8217;m in a hotel in NOLA, and after enjoying some local fare, I made a pit [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pottymouthcon.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7644654&amp;post=148&amp;subd=pottymouthcon&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Follow-Up</title>
		<link>http://pottymouthcon.wordpress.com/2010/08/11/follow-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 14:52:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As per my last post, I attended last night&#8217;s regular school board meeting. The superintendent gave a report on the so-called &#8220;health curriculum,&#8221; which consisted of him saying that the committee was going to revise the curriculum document, with special attention to age-appropriateness, present it to the board on September 14th, invite public comment in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pottymouthcon.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7644654&amp;post=156&amp;subd=pottymouthcon&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Helena School Board Meeting Recap</title>
		<link>http://pottymouthcon.wordpress.com/2010/07/14/helena-school-board-meeting-recap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 22:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not going to recap the whole controversy here, just because you can go Google it, if you really don&#8217;t know yet. This article gets it mostly right, but there is a subtle bias. The article notes that 34 spoke in favor and 30 in opposition, which may lead to the impression that there were [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pottymouthcon.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7644654&amp;post=152&amp;subd=pottymouthcon&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>We The Sheeple</title>
		<link>http://pottymouthcon.wordpress.com/2010/05/05/we-the-sheeple/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 14:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, I did my civic duty and went to the polling place to vote against the school mill levy. Yeah, I know. Anti school! Anti kids! My feeling is that if we didn&#8217;t send so much money to those chuzzlewits occupying the Department of Education, we could buy all the shit we needed without going [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pottymouthcon.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7644654&amp;post=141&amp;subd=pottymouthcon&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Holy Fucking Self-Righteous Douchiness, Batman</title>
		<link>http://pottymouthcon.wordpress.com/2010/04/21/holy-fucking-self-righteous-douchiness-batman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 16:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You must read Sheri Gilmour&#8217;s blog, and follow @sherigilmour on Twitter. This is an order. Funny shit. She started an epic thread at the Starbucks idea site, which can be found here. You HAVE to read the final fucking comment: i find it so hurtful that some people don&#8217;t fully consider the environmental impact of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pottymouthcon.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7644654&amp;post=128&amp;subd=pottymouthcon&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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